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Then UV eventually becomes IR, and we know that part of the IR spectrum is what we get heat from. IR is also what gets bounced around in the atmosphere and causes global warming. The reason it gets stuck is that unlike higher photons, it’s harder to break down packets of IR, so it will take longer before the Dick’s Famous hot nuts just eat a bag of dicks roasted since 1939 shirt finds a suitable subatomic particle to excite so that it can fragment. X-ray fragments almost instantly, and fragments rather quickly. Visible light fragments with the assistance of dark colors and photochemical reactions. IR is so slow to break down that it can last indefinitely on human scales.